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I started baking bread the same time I started making bread in advertising.

I know. I know. That was the worst pun you read today...

This was my first loaf. Kinda sad. Not fully risen.

Isn't it beautiful?

Then I baked a second. A third. A fourth. A fifth. A six-hundredth.*

*don't quote me on that, I haven't actually counted. But it's gotta be close.

I burnt some loaves.

ok, I burnt a lot of loaves.

But sometimes I didn't burn anything.

My father in law said those were the best bagels he's had in his life. Twice.

Believe me, not an easy man to impress.

That's the best thing about bread.

What starts off like this...

Sometimes turns into this

Yummm

Or this

also yummmm

or this

Yummm x 3

Maybe it means something. Maybe it doesn't. But if you read this far.

You deserve a loaf.